Here she is, guys:
Our new baby. We went with a 2013 Toyota Corolla. We did some research and this one should last long after we give it to our daughter (who admittedly only exists in our brains and *insert inappropriate and gross metaphor that will likely mortify our imaginary daughter here* right now). We're pretty sure she will be disappointed that the car doesn't fly or communicate with her like Knight Rider like the new cars will in the year she turns 16. Plus, she'll be all, "What's a Knight Rider?" Honestly, she's a bit of an elitist. Where did we go wrong?
Our new baby. We went with a 2013 Toyota Corolla. We did some research and this one should last long after we give it to our daughter (who admittedly only exists in our brains and *insert inappropriate and gross metaphor that will likely mortify our imaginary daughter here* right now). We're pretty sure she will be disappointed that the car doesn't fly or communicate with her like Knight Rider like the new cars will in the year she turns 16. Plus, she'll be all, "What's a Knight Rider?" Honestly, she's a bit of an elitist. Where did we go wrong?
Anyway, right now it's beautiful and we love it. We went from a gaping hole of no radio to all the radio!
We sort of CAN talk to it like Knight Rider! If Knight Rider could only call your mom and play music. Would have been a different show, really.
We were also able to get new phones with the rest if the insurance check. We downloaded an app that lets us see where the other one is, in relation to crimes reported and sex offenders' locations. It was here that Larry found this:
This is our stolen car. I can't get the "Circle of Life" out of my head. This reminds me, can someone tell me how to take a screenshot on an android?
In other news, there is a large cluster of sex offenders living on our block. I think when our snooty daughter is actually born, we may have to move.
